* Dont waist your time on someone who isnt willing
to waist their time on you.
* You dont have to love to be happy, you have to be
happy to love.
* Love is like a flower, it can last forever if you
allow it to.
* Happines doesnt come from love, love comes from
happines.
* When an Officer asks"hey there your eyes look really
red Have you been drinking? You shouldnt respond with "Hey officer your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts?"
* I've just discoverd the 8th wonder of the world
the toilet flushes wanna come join me.
* Here comes little naked me.
* If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck chances are
it's a duck
*Coffee, chocolate men somethings are better rich
*There is no A after ouch!!!
*If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have id have a dollar.
*What color would a smurf turn if you choke it
*Im an angel i swear the horns are just there to keep the halo from falling
*im 1% Angel 2% Devil and 97% Blonde
* Love is a privledge, dont take advantage of it.
* somethings are better left undone love isnt one of them!!!
Newest Ones>
*Me: Is it a big island or a fucking big island!?!
Emma: a fucking big island
*ONE, TWO, THREE, ANGAY...midget
* The fireworks look like uniboobs.....JAHMAY
*Jahmay:what do you call a cow with no arms and no legs....
Everyone: Dunno what!?!
Jahmay:ground beef
Emma: well what do you call a Jamie with no arms and no legs?
Asha: Cut whore
Emma: i was thinking ground beef
*that shirt looks very becoming on you and if i was on you id be coming too....
